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Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago is a woman of great intelligence and wit, coming up with many funny anecdotes and her famous \u201cpick up lines\u201d. Even in serious topics and lecture events, the senator can make you laugh with witty punch lines. Many of these are coined as \u201ctaray pick-up lines\u201d and she seems to have a retort for every situation or a fitting line for all types of people.<\/p>\n
There are too many of these witty 1- or 2-liners to mention here but we\u2019re picking 3 of the best we\u2019ve heard so far. These are pick-up lines relating to love. Warning! These are funny but could be cheesy if you don\u2019t know how to deliver them correctly.<\/p>\n
3. Sabi nila, a picture is worth a thousand words. Pero noong nakita ko ang picture mo, tatlong words lang naisip ko: I love you!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Of course, there is no literal interpretation to \u201ca picture is worth a thousand words\u201d<\/i> but when the senator used that context here, I can\u2019t help but laugh. It\u2019s witty and could make the girl of your dreams laugh. Who knows? She could be your girlfriend if you feed her with these funny lines!<\/p>\n 2.\u00a0Kapag mamamatay na ako, huwag na huwag kang pupunta sa libingan ko kasi baka tumibok ulit ang puso ko.<\/strong><\/p>\n You didn\u2019t think a cemetery can be the subject of a pick-up line, right? Well, this one is quite funny and a bit scary \u2013 just imagine what would happen if this were true? Of course, it\u2019s just a joke and should not be taken literally. The good senator actually has a lot of dark jokes that touch on death, dying, and murder (Alarm clock ka ba? Kasi pagising ko, ikaw ang una kong gusting patayin!<\/i>) but I don\u2019t she\u2019ll act on those \u201cthreats\u201d.<\/p>\n 1.\u00a0Pangalan mo palang kinikilig na ako, paano pa kaya kung magka apelyido na tayo?<\/strong><\/p>\n This one tops the list because I like how the situation turns from an introduction to a marriage proposal. That would surely be the fastest love affair in history to lead to the altar \u2013 if the girl suddenly shouts \u201cyes!\u201d, that is.<\/p>\n It\u2019s great how Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago can make us laugh with these short quips. Let\u2019s end this short list with a tongue-in-cheek note that we can all easily relate to: Minsan gusto ko nang sumuko sa love. Kasi sa panahon ngayon, coconut oil na lang ang virgin, tanghali na lang ang tapat, bilihin na lang ang nagmamahal, kinikilig ka na lang kapag umiihi, at Motolite na lang ang tumatagal<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago is a woman of great intelligence and wit, coming up with many funny anecdotes and her famous \u201cpick up lines\u201d. Even in serious topics and lecture events, the senator can make you laugh with witty punch lines. Many of these are coined as \u201ctaray pick-up lines\u201d and she seems to have…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":1549,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fbia_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[802],"tags":[776,777,778],"yoast_head":"\n